Wyclef pulled a gun on on a magazine editor that shitted on Canibus wack-ass album
Dre and Suge got the same baby-mamma and she fat with a squeaky voice
Rakim got his chain-snatched by the Real 50cent
Raekwon, Ghost & Old db all smoked crack
Everybody knows who got Soulja Slim killed and the tattoo tears that came with it
Monster Kody chased Ice Cube through a parking lot for 10 minutes till he ran out of breath and Cube escaped
Too Short never had Hoes untill he got famous
Suge Knight used to make dudes drink his piss if they got his lunch order wrong
Big Pun used to eat dry-wall, rocks and cardboard
Luther Campbell once ate a woman's bootie onstage
