My Top Ten Issues I Have With Escorts

Kool Keith ‏@UltraMan7000
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10. Name dropping athletes #keithstoptenescortissues

9. Calling like she got so many appointments and havent even began the first one #keithstoptenescortissues

8. Coming to your room with silly fool waiting outside like a pimp #keithstoptenescortissues

7. Stopping to sniff coke and mess up your fuck rhythm #keithstoptenescortissues

6. Carrying bad hygiene so you wont concentrate #keithstoptenescortissues

5. Textin some fake clients #keithstoptenescortissues

4. Wearing long dress to be discreet like they're going to dinner #keithstoptenescortissues

3. Talking too much to kill time #keithstoptenescortissues

2. Wearing tampons to deter you from penetration #keithstoptenescortissues

1. Rushing you to cum #keithstoptenescortissues




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