“Getting high on the Crazy Horn is the kind of stuff you do when you’re out of options. It’s easy to get, and one can is enough to get a couple of people high. First your head gets a little dizzy and then you start to hear sirens. If you inhale too much, you fall down and then you go completely crazy. There was a time when I inhaled so much gas it seemed like I was in a tunnel full of colors that kept changing. Another time I was at a beach house with some friends, huffing while standing. I was so high that I fainted and hit my head against the floor. People who saw me said I looked as stiff as a piece of wood. Then my friends came to rescue me, but I was having such a good trip—everything was white like snow—that I didn’t want it to end. I told them: ‘C’mon, leave me. I’m so high!’ I didn’t even realize that I had bumped my head.”
