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A little guide for newly joined IC members...

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Welcome bruh.

You've just joined a big ass community with a lotta members and many opinions, and to make it a little easier for you in the beginning, heres a little summary of some opinions that the majority of the members shares and some things you should know about this place:

-Nas is the GOAT in everything rap related. However when it comes to this real life off the mic thing, Nasir aint shit and you can feel free to make fun of his life in various ways (gifs etc.). Every time you see some news about Nas fuckin up financially or in some other way, prepare for a funny ass IC thread.

-Tupac is the closest one to Nas and was better than about every other rapper ever, and even if there is somebody that happens to be able to rap better than Pac was, its safe to say that Pac was at least the better “artist”.

-A consequence of Pac and Nas being the two GOATs: Biggie aint shit. Biggie was gay and overrated. The man had difficulties with both Pac and Nas so this doesn’t come as a surprise.

-Jay-Z aint shiiiiet. If you happen to forget about that fact, just click a Jay-Z related thread and a funny guy named Tompetrez will remind you of why and how exactly Jay-Z aint shit. Whereas another guy named Usmarin gon try and fight everybody off of his idol in every way possible. More about these two posters later.

-Eminem aint shit. He might be a beast on the mic but the IC aint messing with his content, image or his production, which lacks soul. The only time Em gets some praise is when it comes to the song Renegade ft. Jay-Z because in that case, praising Eminems performance means agreeing with the IC Holy Son Nasir and shitting on the IC antichrist Jay at the very same time.

-Lil Wayne aint shit….no explanation needed.

-Oh and apparently Project Pat has a classic under his belt, but don’t ask me how the hell that happened.


Some more quick facts about the IC:

Rappers the IC loves: Nas, Tupac, Outkast, Wu Tang, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar

Rappers the IC hates: Jay-Z, Eminem, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, (Drake)

Rappers the IC doesn’t give no fucks about: 50 Cent

Rappers the IC loves to make fun of:

Nas (about the newest L he took)
Jay-Z (various topics)
J.Cole (about the fact that his boss Jay-Z dont seem to know hes alive)
Bow Wow (about his existence as such)
Rick Ross (about his past)
Drake (about his habitual bitchassness)

Biggest stan: Usmarin. Dude would take a bullet for Jay-Z. Even if there was a thread with a first post like “Yo TMZ reportin that Jay-Z just ran over a little kids puppy with his Bentley, hopped outta the car and pissed on the cryin girl and her lil dead ass dog!”
Usmarin gon pop off on the first page and be like “Smh at you simple minded niggas. That was some billionaire shit, if you make 2 million a day of course you gon get bored and piss on dead animals eventually. I do that all the time. Yall lames cant relate to that stupid ass niggas smh.”

Biggest hater: Tompetrez. Dude would take a bullet for Jaz-O. According to him, the list of people that done fucked Beyonce include Marques Houston, Ty Ty, Guru, Barack Obama, Lil Poopy and Siegfried and Roy. Tomp is the most convincing hater on the face of the earth, too. I’m a big fan of Jay but theres times when I read through a Tomp rant and be like “Goddamn son Jay-Z is the devil I'm bout to burn all his cds”

Biggest troll: Tommy Bilfiger. Dude is aware of all the opinions listed above, flips them in his posts and tries and pisses everybody off, which gets pretty funny most of the time. A typical Bilfiger post: “Fuck Nas only no daylight seein internet geeks love that wacc ass baccpacca, while Jiggas music gets the streets hype and the pussies wet foh”

Honorable mention: Bcotton aka the daily Wayne report. Son gon make a thread about everything he can find about his super hero, all day every day. Typical Cotton thread: a quoted news report about a hamster that Wayne bought his daughter for her 12 1/2th birthday, and some unrelated shit right under it like “YMCMB Gudda Gudda new mixtape MEMOIRES OF A WACK NIGGA droppin March 17th!”

Famous former stans and haters: Shadyteam, H-Rap, Gee757 (No RIPs)


And heres some advice about the art of posting for yo newbie ass:

-Don’t come in here tryna promote your lil basement freestyle and shit. Either its gon get ignored, or you’re gon made fun of.

-Under every post you can see some buttons for other posters reactions. The LOL and GOAT reactions are a sign of respect and not easy to get, and 10 plus LOL or GOAT reactions for one of your posts mean you posted some good shit. If it doesn’t quite work out like that tho, heres a little trick to get some GOATs: go to the third page of the board and pick out a wack thread with zero responses, make a post that says “FREEPOST” and post ten pics or gifs of fat asses under it (no porn tho). 20 plus GOATs guaranteed.

-If you want to make a thread and you think “What topic should it be about? Yea I think I’m gonna make a Jay-Z vs. Nas thread, that should make for an interesting discussion” then think again cause it aint 1999 in this bitch.

-If you made a thread and no one seems to care or answer it, drop another post with a lil Dragon Ball reference in it. And voila, theres a 100+ post thread for yo ass. The IC love themselves some Dragon Ball offtopic talk.

-Don’t post no links cause the IC aint clickin no damn lanks, you heard.

Aight thats it.


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