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Ayo..whattup yo...Yall kno what it is...I aint gon waste no time on introductions n shit nahmean. Yall now in the midst of one of the most dangerous minds that done ever set foot on the face of the internets namsayin... wit two iron midgets for hands. You might kno him as the magnificent Phantom Raviolis or the illustrious Galaxy Knuckles or the grand imperial Hands of Zeus etc etc....the legendary n humble Thor Molecules is now in the building. I been gave the world wisdom bullets...But thats neither here nor there cuz I aint owe nobody shit. I humbly thank yall for the love tho. But yo...we need to talk bout a couple things. I need to catch up on some shit right here. Yo I should mention that I had this shit sittin on my velvet laptop for like a month along wit some other unrealeased joints. I wasnt gon drop it due to "schedulin conflicts" n the fact the shit was wild late...but I figured yall might wanna peep it anyways. Niggas got hot over that JT review actin like I deviated from my lane n shit. So Imma give it to yall raw n uncut...
1. Intro - A dope intro is kinda necessary when it comes to these rap albums n mixtapes b. Its what sets the mood n shit. Ion mean like the little skits or the 30 second snippets of niggas talkin dumb shit at the beginning of some joints...I mean like the shit where a muthafucka at least spits some bars. My favorite shits is the Got It For Cheap intro on Hell Hath No Fury n the Dynasty intro... Yo cant nobody say that Hov aint blacked the fuck out on that shit b. And that Clipse joint speak for itself. Thats my two favorites right there yo. But of course...not all intros is monumental as those...n this shit aint exactly of that particular caliber neither but thats like sayin that a silverback ape not really fuckin witta great white shark namsayin. Like if you take a silverback ape n throw him in the ocean theres a good chance that the ape gon drown anyways b. I mean I aint no zoologist or nothin but I aint never seen a gorilla take a dip in a river or a pond n be doin no breast strokes in that muthafucka...never mind the oceans n shit. Theres a good chance that the ape would sink to the bottom of the sea before the shark could eem fight that nigga. Also...what a lot of muthafuckas dont kno is that sharks got thousands of teeth nahmean. I dont mean that like if I say YO I WANNA STAB THAT NIGGA TYGA IN THE KIDNEYS A THOUSAND TIMES WITTA RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE n shit but in reality I would only need to stab son 47 times to really do that shit. I mean like sharks got thousands n thousands of teeth forreal...literally yo. But at the same time if you took a great white shark n threw the muthafucka in the middle of the jungle in the Congo or whatever theres a good chance that he gettin his ass torn the fuck up by that ape. Word is bond that muthafucka dead b....like if it dont die from bein outta the water first namsayin. See the sharks got gills that they use to suck oxygen outta the water...its some complex shit so I aint gon get into all that but what Im sayin is we talmbout different species n shit anyways yo. Like this intro aint fuckin wit the two joints I mentioned but at the end of the day its still a panther...like at least. But word I love this shit yo. Mi nuh een care that he got that natty dread broad talkin all that shit at the start. Shit is FIYAAAA...
2. MILLIONS IN THE CEILING..MILLIONS MILLIONS IN THE CEILING...CHOPPAS CHOPPAS IN THE CLOSET...CHOPPAS CHOPPAS IN THE CLOSET... (feat. Rick Ross) - Son this shit goes so muthafuckin hard I aint even got no words for it. All I can say is if you play this shit in front of ya kids make sure you stick some cotton balls or toilet paper in they nostrils n in they ears cuz the best case scenario is theres bout to be some muthafuckin nosebleeds b. If you knockin this shit in the whip at high volumes wit ya kids in the back you might gon wanna check they pulse once in a while cuz this shit might could stop they breathin or give em some kinda aneurisms or whatever... Matter fact aint no muthafuckas thats under 4 ft tall or weighin less than 95 lbs thats bullt for this shit son. I aint tryin to be funny or none of that... this shit will kill ya seeds b. If you got small babies or pets you might gon wanna avoid playin this shit at all...it aint worth it yo. This shit hazardous b. This like mixin some pure uncut peruvian coke n rattlesnake blood in a juicer n injectin it directly into ya heart...half ya face gon be paralyzed permanently n shit. This hook gon have you buckin down elderly muthafuckas at bus stops for no reason n shit... Birds might gon fall from the sky while you bumpin it. Ion even kno what to say bout it... You could melt elephants wit this shit b. This shit is jus ridiculous on too many muthafuckin levels yo. This hook gon have you eatin the walls in ya crib. Ionno what to tell yall... William Leonard Roberts kinda did his thing too.
3. Doesn't Matter (feat. French Montana) - Listen... First off this beat is so mean n vicious. Secondly of all...Pusha floated on this shit namsayin. Terrence straight glided n tap danced on this muthafucka. Son mighta caught the holy ghost on this one. So we got dope beat n some cold ass bars...should be flames then right? WRONG son...wrong. Never underestimate the power of wack shit b... Cuz that permanently drunk ass averagely talented muthafucka French Montana came wit that homeless nigga swag n dropped a bullshit ass hook on this shit son. Hook is all the way garbage yo. I fucks wit French tho...n his shit usually straight...regardless of the fact that son is actually a lyrical infant. I fucks wit all that Mac n Cheese n Coke Boyz shit. That shit is retarded fire. But son straight disrespected the track. Ion mean that in the good way tho nahmean...Im sayin son came wit some next level basura yo. Hook was so garbage it had me thinkin...man I woulda rather heard Swizz Beatz corny ass come in durin the hook to get his SIX MILLION WAYS TO BE TRASH...CHOOSE ONE on. I woulda rather heard Ashanti on this shit. I woulda been checkin for Shaq Diesel on this joint over this French hook b. Shit ended up bein lukewarm tho... But the bars was definitely cold. Hook still gets the Dikembe Mutombo finger wave tho. Crazy thing is French went in on the Everything That Glitters hook...
4. Blocka - This shit aight... Sounds like a Cold Summer leftover tho. That aint really a good or bad thing...but I kno niggas was feelin this shit. I aint mad at it. I aint gon skip it or nothin but at the same time I dont think Imma be like YO LEMME HEAR BLOCKA...I WANNA HEAR BLOCKA...BLOCKA MY SHIT B... Shit is aight. I aint mad at it. Its basically orange namsayin. Like orange aint my favorite color...but Ion hate it. At the same time I fucks wit it here n there. I might rock some orange shirts n shit...but I aint gon be like coppin gear n be like YO YALL GOT THIS SHIT IN ORANGE? NO? FUCK IT THEN ION WANT THAT SHIT...Feel me? But yeah this shit aight.
Ayo..whattup yo...Yall kno what it is...I aint gon waste no time on introductions n shit nahmean. Yall now in the midst of one of the most dangerous minds that done ever set foot on the face of the internets namsayin... wit two iron midgets for hands. You might kno him as the magnificent Phantom Raviolis or the illustrious Galaxy Knuckles or the grand imperial Hands of Zeus etc etc....the legendary n humble Thor Molecules is now in the building. I been gave the world wisdom bullets...But thats neither here nor there cuz I aint owe nobody shit. I humbly thank yall for the love tho. But yo...we need to talk bout a couple things. I need to catch up on some shit right here. Yo I should mention that I had this shit sittin on my velvet laptop for like a month along wit some other unrealeased joints. I wasnt gon drop it due to "schedulin conflicts" n the fact the shit was wild late...but I figured yall might wanna peep it anyways. Niggas got hot over that JT review actin like I deviated from my lane n shit. So Imma give it to yall raw n uncut...
1. Intro - A dope intro is kinda necessary when it comes to these rap albums n mixtapes b. Its what sets the mood n shit. Ion mean like the little skits or the 30 second snippets of niggas talkin dumb shit at the beginning of some joints...I mean like the shit where a muthafucka at least spits some bars. My favorite shits is the Got It For Cheap intro on Hell Hath No Fury n the Dynasty intro... Yo cant nobody say that Hov aint blacked the fuck out on that shit b. And that Clipse joint speak for itself. Thats my two favorites right there yo. But of course...not all intros is monumental as those...n this shit aint exactly of that particular caliber neither but thats like sayin that a silverback ape not really fuckin witta great white shark namsayin. Like if you take a silverback ape n throw him in the ocean theres a good chance that the ape gon drown anyways b. I mean I aint no zoologist or nothin but I aint never seen a gorilla take a dip in a river or a pond n be doin no breast strokes in that muthafucka...never mind the oceans n shit. Theres a good chance that the ape would sink to the bottom of the sea before the shark could eem fight that nigga. Also...what a lot of muthafuckas dont kno is that sharks got thousands of teeth nahmean. I dont mean that like if I say YO I WANNA STAB THAT NIGGA TYGA IN THE KIDNEYS A THOUSAND TIMES WITTA RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE n shit but in reality I would only need to stab son 47 times to really do that shit. I mean like sharks got thousands n thousands of teeth forreal...literally yo. But at the same time if you took a great white shark n threw the muthafucka in the middle of the jungle in the Congo or whatever theres a good chance that he gettin his ass torn the fuck up by that ape. Word is bond that muthafucka dead b....like if it dont die from bein outta the water first namsayin. See the sharks got gills that they use to suck oxygen outta the water...its some complex shit so I aint gon get into all that but what Im sayin is we talmbout different species n shit anyways yo. Like this intro aint fuckin wit the two joints I mentioned but at the end of the day its still a panther...like at least. But word I love this shit yo. Mi nuh een care that he got that natty dread broad talkin all that shit at the start. Shit is FIYAAAA...
2. MILLIONS IN THE CEILING..MILLIONS MILLIONS IN THE CEILING...CHOPPAS CHOPPAS IN THE CLOSET...CHOPPAS CHOPPAS IN THE CLOSET... (feat. Rick Ross) - Son this shit goes so muthafuckin hard I aint even got no words for it. All I can say is if you play this shit in front of ya kids make sure you stick some cotton balls or toilet paper in they nostrils n in they ears cuz the best case scenario is theres bout to be some muthafuckin nosebleeds b. If you knockin this shit in the whip at high volumes wit ya kids in the back you might gon wanna check they pulse once in a while cuz this shit might could stop they breathin or give em some kinda aneurisms or whatever... Matter fact aint no muthafuckas thats under 4 ft tall or weighin less than 95 lbs thats bullt for this shit son. I aint tryin to be funny or none of that... this shit will kill ya seeds b. If you got small babies or pets you might gon wanna avoid playin this shit at all...it aint worth it yo. This shit hazardous b. This like mixin some pure uncut peruvian coke n rattlesnake blood in a juicer n injectin it directly into ya heart...half ya face gon be paralyzed permanently n shit. This hook gon have you buckin down elderly muthafuckas at bus stops for no reason n shit... Birds might gon fall from the sky while you bumpin it. Ion even kno what to say bout it... You could melt elephants wit this shit b. This shit is jus ridiculous on too many muthafuckin levels yo. This hook gon have you eatin the walls in ya crib. Ionno what to tell yall... William Leonard Roberts kinda did his thing too.
3. Doesn't Matter (feat. French Montana) - Listen... First off this beat is so mean n vicious. Secondly of all...Pusha floated on this shit namsayin. Terrence straight glided n tap danced on this muthafucka. Son mighta caught the holy ghost on this one. So we got dope beat n some cold ass bars...should be flames then right? WRONG son...wrong. Never underestimate the power of wack shit b... Cuz that permanently drunk ass averagely talented muthafucka French Montana came wit that homeless nigga swag n dropped a bullshit ass hook on this shit son. Hook is all the way garbage yo. I fucks wit French tho...n his shit usually straight...regardless of the fact that son is actually a lyrical infant. I fucks wit all that Mac n Cheese n Coke Boyz shit. That shit is retarded fire. But son straight disrespected the track. Ion mean that in the good way tho nahmean...Im sayin son came wit some next level basura yo. Hook was so garbage it had me thinkin...man I woulda rather heard Swizz Beatz corny ass come in durin the hook to get his SIX MILLION WAYS TO BE TRASH...CHOOSE ONE on. I woulda rather heard Ashanti on this shit. I woulda been checkin for Shaq Diesel on this joint over this French hook b. Shit ended up bein lukewarm tho... But the bars was definitely cold. Hook still gets the Dikembe Mutombo finger wave tho. Crazy thing is French went in on the Everything That Glitters hook...
4. Blocka - This shit aight... Sounds like a Cold Summer leftover tho. That aint really a good or bad thing...but I kno niggas was feelin this shit. I aint mad at it. I aint gon skip it or nothin but at the same time I dont think Imma be like YO LEMME HEAR BLOCKA...I WANNA HEAR BLOCKA...BLOCKA MY SHIT B... Shit is aight. I aint mad at it. Its basically orange namsayin. Like orange aint my favorite color...but Ion hate it. At the same time I fucks wit it here n there. I might rock some orange shirts n shit...but I aint gon be like coppin gear n be like YO YALL GOT THIS SHIT IN ORANGE? NO? FUCK IT THEN ION WANT THAT SHIT...Feel me? But yeah this shit aight.