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I had lots of fun with my battle with TopCat, and @ParallelRhymes took shots at me in that thread. So I decided to write a text-style.
This is only for niggas with time to read. If you ain't interested, don't c'mon here saying "didn't read" or post that "Ain't nobody got Time for that" meme...lol
*Waits for crowd to be silent*
This nigga called my bars whack. And suggested an overhaul!
Don’t say that! Cause I stay strapped, like a pair of overalls
You see I’m the real Top Cat, and it’s clear I’m over ya’ll
But overall, your diss really hurt me..SYCKE!! I’m just busting balls
Busting bars and spitting lines, and rushing ya’ll till I reach that finish line
D_Scholar got that vital service
Of instructing emcees on making violent murders
So if you ~try-to-corner~ or ~ fuck with-my-supporters~ – nigga you can’t afford it!
But my true scholarly specialty is in lyrical economics
Which means this professor here, will not be questioned by any dean who tries pwn it
If you call yourself a “dean,” you better know your reputation in this college
Students go to deans just to complain…they always go to the scholar for knowledge!
And just because you’re the dean, that don’t mean you own my black ass [pause]
Stupid! Deans aren’t bosses...they’re administrators, dumbass!
Swearing that you pimping?! ......Are you aware of my tenure position?
Who’s occupation are you dissin? You need to check your own description.
Let me make it clear for you, so you won’t forget it dawg:
You only give me my paychecks, nigga!.......You do not tell me how to do my job!
So why are you even here? You can’t fuck with D_Scholar’s swag
U spend the whole semester imitating my academics…but you’ll never have my class!
I get tools from Jersey, that’s where I get my prints done (Princeton)
Watch your girl around me…if I Haverford the night (I have her for the night) she’s bound to have fun
I take a bitch to heaven. But if she fronts, she will catch hell
And if I take your Connecticut bitch, she most certainly will Yell (Yale)
I get the win….You take the loss….That’s not hard to tell…..Let’s get it fucking straight
So if I see the “W”, that means You (U) see (C) L, and that’s a fucking A! (UCLA)
If I’m going at Duke, it means I’ll shoot with a Georgia Tech
Bullets enter into the veins and burst through your chest
But I ain’t worried about no Kevlar vest
Cause when I shoot, I aim into the veins – I give that I-V league best (Ivy League)
But you already know….. My Cyphers Always Triumph
^^See? I already passed the MCAT, do u see what I’m implyin’?
But don’t be spastic u stupid lil' faggot. You also have test scores to match this
Congratulations my nigga, you just passed the LSAT! ‘Losing Sorely At This’
And what’s worse, is that all your “E-murders” are E-maginary
Which mean, TopCat will not lose his wig tonight…that nigga’s like Tyler Perry
So alright, I’ll teach you the spatial dimensions of your name
So everyone will finally know why ParallelRhymes is such a fucking lame:
My rhymes are the centerfield linebackers: rough niggas, always on the grind
They’ll tear through your opposition and yardage the whole nine
So if your rhymes are parallel to mines……..
You must be far from the action?!...I’m guessing you sitting on the sideline
While my rhymes enjoy all the shine
My rhymes are distinguished teachers: they give the best lessons
Pay attention and learn lil’nigga, I’m in the center of attention
But if your rhymes are parallel to mines………….
You obviously can’t be inside, so you must outside. Why?
…..because you haven’t qualified for my course.
You lack prerequisite skills to be an emcee, of course!
Just think about it, it’s all symmetry my nigga
So when I say you’re ‘out of my class’ I mean that literally my nigga!
My rhymes are the airplane fuselage,
lodged between plane wings that are large
And within these rhymes you’ll find valuable essentials and precious cargo
PR, so far do you follow?
I’m just making sure not to lose you here^^^
Cause I’m working very hard to school you here, and I hope that’s very clear
Okay…so……….if your rhymes are parallel to mine……
you must be the muthaphuckin wings?!
Which kinda makes me think?
A winner needs a loser, right? So that muthafucka can win!
So in conclusion, PR, if you're losing, you actually do have a reason to stay alive!
The reason why I keep losers like you, next to me,
is because when they see me, next to you, they’ll know I’m fly
I’m that soaring muthafucka u want to be! Nigga, I reach heights!
Wings are like losers....they can make a nigga fly, it’s true
And losers are like wings cause they get damaged, they always do
Doom~is~what~I~bring, lil nigga! Understand that? Can you?
In case you still don't get it, I'll break this down for dude:
It means that when I start to rhyme, I'll be inflicting damage on you
But I hope you understand, wings are easily replaceable
So every time you lose, there’s another nigga stepping in, replacing you
But don’t be depressed if you lose, it’s cool
Cause once we battle, I’m sure you’ll be asking for more damage very soon…….
But before you do, I’ll leave you with a history lesson too:
The Egyptians revered felines, so I buried TopCat in a tomb
I just disembowaled this pussy here.....I guess he’s gonna be mummified too!
And don’t get it twisted Top Cat....a bonus round is not a rematch
It just means I enjoy kicking ass….just look below to see that
*kicks dead body of PR to Top Cat to send a message*
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I had lots of fun with my battle with TopCat, and @ParallelRhymes took shots at me in that thread. So I decided to write a text-style.
This is only for niggas with time to read. If you ain't interested, don't c'mon here saying "didn't read" or post that "Ain't nobody got Time for that" meme...lol
ParallelRhymes wrote: »
Here's a hip hop scholar that's raps are just ass
PhD in wack lyrics and a minor in trash
If I woke up in your body then I'm killing me fast
I guess that's suicidal homicide I'd do it and laugh
Worthless like a scholar that can't pass the BAR
Matter fact pass your bars before I start passing scars
Drive by and hear shots from 3 different passing cars
The dean to this scholar so really it's a waste of time
Like I'm throwing drugs out the window just wasting lines
So...something something something, something fuck you.
Hooker type flow cause you fuck'n suck dude
Shoot you in a Marlins fitted right where the M's at
If those lines were test prep I'd hate to see your MCAT
Speaking of cats....
I ain't forgot about TopCat aka the King Pussy
Joe Sun flow I start rolling when you push me
He talked all that shit but came off as the Pink Panther (silent)
Saying his bars sick but I take shots and drink cancer (violent)
Dude caught the gay gene needs to rearrage his helix (actin' dyke)
His flow spans light spectrums but I paint it like Felix (black and white)
Bob and weave through your punch lines zigzag like Devin Hester
Fly like Tweety Bird leave you starving like Sylvester
My G's move in silence yours move like lasagna in Garfield
See you in the streets and the news gonna ask who that car killed
The Jerry to your Tom you ain't never gonna catch me
Side note: Top has herpes the new Itchy and Scratchy
My team brings rockets your team brings Meowth
If e-murder gets you life then they ain't letting me out
We can make it family friendly I'm still whoopin on their tushies
Whole dang post was about a bunch of pussies
*Waits for crowd to be silent*
This nigga called my bars whack. And suggested an overhaul!
Don’t say that! Cause I stay strapped, like a pair of overalls
You see I’m the real Top Cat, and it’s clear I’m over ya’ll
But overall, your diss really hurt me..SYCKE!! I’m just busting balls
Busting bars and spitting lines, and rushing ya’ll till I reach that finish line
D_Scholar got that vital service
Of instructing emcees on making violent murders
So if you ~try-to-corner~ or ~ fuck with-my-supporters~ – nigga you can’t afford it!
But my true scholarly specialty is in lyrical economics
Which means this professor here, will not be questioned by any dean who tries pwn it
If you call yourself a “dean,” you better know your reputation in this college
Students go to deans just to complain…they always go to the scholar for knowledge!
And just because you’re the dean, that don’t mean you own my black ass [pause]
Stupid! Deans aren’t bosses...they’re administrators, dumbass!
Swearing that you pimping?! ......Are you aware of my tenure position?
Who’s occupation are you dissin? You need to check your own description.
Let me make it clear for you, so you won’t forget it dawg:
You only give me my paychecks, nigga!.......You do not tell me how to do my job!
So why are you even here? You can’t fuck with D_Scholar’s swag
U spend the whole semester imitating my academics…but you’ll never have my class!
I get tools from Jersey, that’s where I get my prints done (Princeton)
Watch your girl around me…if I Haverford the night (I have her for the night) she’s bound to have fun
I take a bitch to heaven. But if she fronts, she will catch hell
And if I take your Connecticut bitch, she most certainly will Yell (Yale)
I get the win….You take the loss….That’s not hard to tell…..Let’s get it fucking straight
So if I see the “W”, that means You (U) see (C) L, and that’s a fucking A! (UCLA)
If I’m going at Duke, it means I’ll shoot with a Georgia Tech
Bullets enter into the veins and burst through your chest
But I ain’t worried about no Kevlar vest
Cause when I shoot, I aim into the veins – I give that I-V league best (Ivy League)
But you already know….. My Cyphers Always Triumph
^^See? I already passed the MCAT, do u see what I’m implyin’?
But don’t be spastic u stupid lil' faggot. You also have test scores to match this
Congratulations my nigga, you just passed the LSAT! ‘Losing Sorely At This’
And what’s worse, is that all your “E-murders” are E-maginary
Which mean, TopCat will not lose his wig tonight…that nigga’s like Tyler Perry
So alright, I’ll teach you the spatial dimensions of your name
So everyone will finally know why ParallelRhymes is such a fucking lame:
My rhymes are the centerfield linebackers: rough niggas, always on the grind
They’ll tear through your opposition and yardage the whole nine
So if your rhymes are parallel to mines……..
You must be far from the action?!...I’m guessing you sitting on the sideline
While my rhymes enjoy all the shine
My rhymes are distinguished teachers: they give the best lessons
Pay attention and learn lil’nigga, I’m in the center of attention
But if your rhymes are parallel to mines………….
You obviously can’t be inside, so you must outside. Why?
…..because you haven’t qualified for my course.
You lack prerequisite skills to be an emcee, of course!
Just think about it, it’s all symmetry my nigga
So when I say you’re ‘out of my class’ I mean that literally my nigga!
My rhymes are the airplane fuselage,
lodged between plane wings that are large
And within these rhymes you’ll find valuable essentials and precious cargo
PR, so far do you follow?
I’m just making sure not to lose you here^^^
Cause I’m working very hard to school you here, and I hope that’s very clear
Okay…so……….if your rhymes are parallel to mine……
you must be the muthaphuckin wings?!
Which kinda makes me think?
A winner needs a loser, right? So that muthafucka can win!
So in conclusion, PR, if you're losing, you actually do have a reason to stay alive!
The reason why I keep losers like you, next to me,
is because when they see me, next to you, they’ll know I’m fly
I’m that soaring muthafucka u want to be! Nigga, I reach heights!
Wings are like losers....they can make a nigga fly, it’s true
And losers are like wings cause they get damaged, they always do
Doom~is~what~I~bring, lil nigga! Understand that? Can you?
In case you still don't get it, I'll break this down for dude:
It means that when I start to rhyme, I'll be inflicting damage on you
But I hope you understand, wings are easily replaceable
So every time you lose, there’s another nigga stepping in, replacing you
But don’t be depressed if you lose, it’s cool
Cause once we battle, I’m sure you’ll be asking for more damage very soon…….
But before you do, I’ll leave you with a history lesson too:
The Egyptians revered felines, so I buried TopCat in a tomb
I just disembowaled this pussy here.....I guess he’s gonna be mummified too!
And don’t get it twisted Top Cat....a bonus round is not a rematch
It just means I enjoy kicking ass….just look below to see that
*kicks dead body of PR to Top Cat to send a message*
