Things mixed people can do (mutts for six) that black people can't

-I can swim
-I can have dairy
-I can cut my hair and grow it back fast
-I don't need a hot comb
-I can get a job easier
-Black niggas coon for me cause I'm lightskin
-White people think I'm intelligent but I'm dumb as fuck
-I don't disappear in all black

Add on guys...