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inb4 Pacquiao retires

Oblivion

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Starring Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman

Synopsis:
Tom Cruise stars in Oblivion, an original and groundbreaking cinematic event from the director of TRON: Legacy and the producer of Rise of the Planet of the Apes. On a spectacular future Earth that has evolved beyond recognition, one man’s confrontation with the past will lead him on a journey of redemption and discovery as he battles to save mankind.

Jack Harper (Cruise) is one of the last few drone repairmen stationed on Earth. Part of a massive operation to extract vital resources after decades of war with a terrifying threat known as the Scavs, Jack’s mission is nearly complete. Living and patrolling the breathtaking skies from thousands of feet above, his soaring existence is brought crashing down when he rescues a beautiful stranger from a downed spacecraft. Her arrival triggers a chain of events that forces him to question everything he knows and puts the fate of humanity in his hands.

Oblivion will be shot in stunning digital 4K resolution on location across the United States and Iceland.

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From another source:
“Earth, 2015. The Odyssey travels to Mars to assemble and occupy the Red Planet’s first base station. En route, the sudden appearance of a vast White Cube in space interrupts the ship’s voyage – and the crew of the Odyssey is never heard from again. 30 years later, Earth has become an almost unrecognizable, surreal wilderness with the remains of human cities poking through vast black sand dunes and bizarre geological formations. The White Cube, from a long-dead extraterrestrial race, was to find potentially inhabitable worlds and reshape them into suitable environments for the aliens, who now will never come. It now sits high in the planet’s orbit, dominating the sky, attempting to undo the damage it has caused as well as repopulate the Earth with clones of the comatose Odyssey crew. The only clones on the surface remain those stationed in the looming Watchtowers, scattered around the planet. One such Watchtower crewmember, a clone named Jak, witnesses a burning object fall to Earth. It’s an escape pod carrying Julia Kanan, the one lone survivor of the Odyssey before its capture by the Cube, and a love from Jak’s pre-clone past. But as the authorities close in to retake Julia, Jak’s genetic memory of his love for her drives him to decisions he never would have thought possible-and which could lead to disaster for both of them.”

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There will also be a comic/graphic novel that will accompany the film.

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Trailer

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Shit looks dope...




CA teacher told students to 'draw Obama drowning and White House underwater'

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By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

Outraged California parents are demanding a long-term substitute teacher be removed from his job after he told students to make images of the White House submerged underwater with someone drowning.

The unnamed instructor who was teaching a Digital Imaging class at Rancho Dominguez Prep School in Long Beach told students that not only must the White House be underwater but someone in the scene had to be drowning.

'My (project) was the president being saved instead of drowning him… so I drowned his wife and the dog,' said junior Carnal Washington. 'I felt bad. It didn’t feel right drowning the president.'

According to Washington, the student with the highest praise did more than just put the president underwater.

'The highest grade in the class was a girl who had Obama swimming toward a bucket of chicken instead of his family.I thought that was sad, but when (the teacher) saw it, he started laughing,' Washington told CBS Los Angeles.


Los Angeles Unified School District representatives claimed the assignment was rooted in Hurricane Sandy.

But not everyone is buying that excuse.

'I see no reason that our president should ever be drowned,' said parent Mougine Taylor. 'I see no reason why the White House should ever be drowned. What did the kids get from this project?'

Parent Sandra Hermosillo was equally dsturbed.

'I think this whole assignment is uncalled for,' she said. 'First of all, why are you putting the White House under water?'

The district would not comment on whether any disciplinary action had been taken against the teacher, or if any was planned.

First the towers fell, now the boiler rooms being flooded....bad month for the NY ...Hurricane sandy

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CB, I'll be up there for Christmas (21st-26th) to knock you the fuck out bitch nigga, belee dat.

Hogan vs Rock at wrestlemania

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Was the fuckin WOAT

13 minutes of flexing and just bring its
3 rock punches 2 hulk punches
A hulk up
3 rock bottoms
1 peoples elbow

50 Cent stay winning , Yuriorkis Gamboa wins fight

Who's Album Had The Best Production In The Last 12 Years?

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I want to say "The Documentary" but I'd like to hear your opinions....

Uncanny X-Force (Wolverine,Arch-Angel,Deadpool,Fantomex,Psylocke)

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Not sure how many of ya'll have checked this comicbook series out but it's fuckin dope, it's pretty Much a Group of Characters that do things the X-Men would never do , the core characters so far are Wolverine,Arch-Angel,Deadpool,Fantomex(real dope character) and Psylocke ....

i've read all the issues so far and i believe they're about to be on either number 11 or 12 i forgot , anyways if u haven't read any of them then def. get it , art work is pretty good and the story lines are well put together and one of the better series i've read..and it's pretty grimey also ...

it's such a Dark series , it seems like they're always in some type of Underworld wherever they go....you'll recognize a lot of characters that pop up throughout , but for the most part the Comic focuses on the team and it's missions , it's not really Villians stealing the show .... it's different but in a very good way.

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The Walking Dead (Season 3) - AMC

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Returns October 14th @ 9pm.

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About a month left, "Can't Wait!"

Do The Houston Rockets Win 2 Chips If Jordan Doesn't Retire?

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Was in another infamous barber shop debate, the question this time is would Hakkem and the Rockets won their two chips if Jordan never retired? I said no but a lot of dudes felt that the Rockets had one weapon that the other 6 west coast teams that lost to the Bulls didn't have which was of course Olajuwon. I can say if either one of those squads could have beat the Bulls it would've been the 2nd year squad when Clyde Drexler came. What do cats think? Would Hakeem have 2 chips if Jordan stayed? Also check out "Back to Back" a NBA TV look into the Rockets back to back championships and get a reminder of just how nice Hakeem was and why EVERY big man needs to be made to go to his camp.

http://www.willmakebeatsforfood.com/2012/08/hoop-dreams-back-to-back-houston-rockets.html

The Official RG3 vs Luck Debate

Sion's How To Invest Thread [Everything you need to invest properly and much more...]

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Its been a long time coming but ppl have been hitting me up to post this for some time now. This thread is dedicated to the art of investing & will teach u HOW TO INVEST (properly). This isnt gonna be some b/s technical pseudo science - this thread is about investing. Most of the shit u see or hear about is speculating but wat im gonna show u is how to take the craft & develop the knowledge and skills to be able to obtain successful returns.

I tried to simplify this to the best of my abilities so i hope yall can comprehend the format & criteria. All of this was taken from Ben Graham's masterpiece The Intelligent Investor & his disciple Christopher H. Brown's "Little Book of Value Investing" & oversimplified where applicable. I hope u all pay attention to these principles..... because you gotta understand... millions & billions of people invest their money & most aren't successful at it but on WallStreet they pay A LOOOT of money to cats who can successfully allocate capital. The highest paid fund managers do NOT even beat the S&P500 index & get paid well... now imagine a dude who can beat the market ? This is an important trait to learn. You can read a ton of books on what stocks, bonds & other financial instruments are but it means fuck all if you can't apply it successfully.


I will be editing this thread & constantly adding to it so stay tuned....




Below are the topics I will touch on & expand upon. After reading this you should be somewhat of an amateur - and you can go pro if you read Ben Graham's The Intelligent Investor book.


Table of Contents Value Investing 101:

1 - What is Value Investing

2. What to Look for ( buy Stocks on the cheap , look past bad news - that is the time to buy )

3. How does one find a bargain ?

4. Mr.Market

5. Investing vs. Speculation


4. P/E Ratio - buying Earnings on the Cheap

5. Buy a dollar for 15 cents (same as Section 3)

6. Wall Street Jargon & Common Mistakes (IPOs, mutual funds, technical analysis/beta , trends, past performance, terrible investments/hot

stocks)


7. Start thinking Globally Now (the US only makes up for half of the total stocks in the world but elsewhere there are bargains too,

many co.s even in america have to grow internationally in order to grow at fast paces)

8. When execs start buying shares - u should too

9. Questions to ask yourself after making an investment


10. Other alternatives (Bonds, Preferred Stock, gold, real estate, index funds, ETFs, mutual funds etc.)


11. Criteria to Use & The Margin Of Safety

12. Its Not a Sprint its a Marathon - Invest for the long term (inconsistencies over the lost decade & more)

13. Discipline

14. Taxation

The Official Boxing Thread

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Here's to hoping 2012 was as great as 2011 for the sport of boxing!!!

600lb woman eats herself to death (w/pics)

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The story of a 625lb mother-of-six who died as a result of her weight is documented in a new TLC show.
Dominique Lanoise, 40, from Miami, Florida, was virtually housebound for almost two decades with her daughters washing, feeding and caring for her.

She died in March, after being given less than a year to live by doctor's who had been waiting to give her potentially life-saving stomach surgery.

Commenting on her situation, Dr Oscar Hernandez from the Southern Bariatric Center in Miami, said: 'She’s gone to town eating, there is no operation at these numbers.

'It wasn’t a one time slip-up it was a systematic assassination of her weight loss program.'

During the TLC special, 600-Pound Mom: Race Against Time, he is seen visiting Lanoise at home telling her: 'You are going to die in this bed; this bed is your coffin.'

Dr Jorge Rabaza the bariatric surgeon in charge of giving her life-saving surgery agreed that operating at that point would be too risky.

'I'm willing to be reasonable with that number. Dominique is 625 I will not do the surgery,' he said.
'There is a high mortality rate for morbidly obese patients, where they get blood clots in their legs and the blood clots go up to their lungs. A large blood clot will kill a patient instantaneously.'

He said the eventual goal was to reduce her stomach by 90per cent.

Lanoise, born in Haiti, started gaining weight aged 16, following the birth of her first daughter, Witelane.
'I used to be skinny but after I had my first baby I got so big.' she told Asiantown.net.

As her weight skyrocketed to more than 600 lbs, she spent her days sitting in bed wrapped in sheets as she couldn't find clothes to fit.

She first came to the media's attention in 2010 when she was forced to stay in Haiti for three months after the earthquake, because she was too heavy for commercial airlines.

Instead she was forced to travel back to the U.S. in a military cargo plane.

Despite doctor’s orders to eat healthier, she continued to indulge in her favorite Haitian dishes and sprinkled her meals with appetite-suppressing powder, wrongly thinking it would counteract the calories.

At one point, Lanoise was close to her target weight - but she explained that 'sometimes I feel so hungry.'
Lanoise's daughters had mixed feelings about the surgery and some are concerned about the risks although they were keen to get her walking again.

One of her daughters recalled: 'When they told me the weight. I was like very surprised and very angry. I thought the scale was wrong but as they did it over and over again it was right.'

Dr Hernandez added: 'I do need to have a conference with her daughters, make sure they support what we’re doing. I’m not here 24 hours a day.'

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C Bo ft Captain Save A Hoe- Still Ridin for Makaveli (Master P and Memphis Bleek diss)

Please...a little respect: Mary Mary

Ummm, Six.

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That Ultimate Surrender shit is crazy...

Oh yea, ladies. post your fav porn videos in this thread. thank you :)

Has the industry turned on Nicki Minaj? (ZERO GRAMMY NOMINATIONS).........

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Well it wasn't just Justin Bieber or One Direction fans upset with No Grammy Nominations. It seems someone was missing when the names came out for the nominations. That's right Nicki Minaj. Her 2nd LP "Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded" was the highest selling rap album of the year. Her single "Starships" was the highest selling rap single and even broke a Billboard Record for staying the Top 10 over 20 weeks. She was on an unbelieveable 25 total songs during the whole grammy cut off point. She sold over 1 Million copies worldwide and over 5 Million Downloads worldwide with her singles. Just this year she had her controversial Grammy performance and was nominated for 4 Awards.

So why did she get ZERO nominations? Her co-manager Cortez Bryan calls it "Bullshit" that Nicki got no nominations. So my question is has the industry finally turned on her? After he public beefs with Lil Kim, Mariah Carey and recently Steven Tyler. Many are wondering if Nicki burned to many bridges with her peers and the Grammy Board Took notice. Also few are saying that her turn to Pop was so hard that it turned off fans and the Grammy board. Recently Ebro from Hot 97 said Peter Rosenberg might be to blame as Nicki sales have stalled. So was her songs and album that bad? or did the Grammy Board check her Ego? Even 2 Chainz got a nomination. Nicki won't go completely empty handed. She did just win two more America Music Awards this year.


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ESPN 30 for 30 "You Don't Know Bo" Sat., Dec. 8 at 9 p.m.

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not the 30 for 30 trailer, none is out so far.
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