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The Way She Parks Dat Bumper

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You can tell a lot about a woman's tendencies in a relationship prior to a relationship, by the way she parks her vechicle. That is, if she has one :s which if not is an automatic warning sign. But I digress, here's the get down.

Now, if you have a two lane drive way and you a seeing a woman and want to know for the long haul how she will work out. Tell her to come over to your spot and have her call you when she is ten minutes away. When she calls, leave you front door unlocked and tell her you have to make a quick run, but u left the door unlocked and make herself at home. Now you must leave the spot and return after she arrives. Now B)
here we go.

When you return and she has her car parked at an angle taking up both spaces almost: that chick is selfish and thinks of her most immediate needs before anything else:ufdup: you been warned


When you return and she has her car in the drive way, with plenty of space for you. But her car is as near to the street as possible. That chick fucks wit you but is always on the lookout for something better with one foot out the door.:ufdup:you been warned



When you return and she has her car parked correctly straight up and down, not near the street, but all the way up on the drive way. Just infront of the garage like she lives there. That chick jumps to conclusions, is bossy, and will act as tho she owns you and yours:ufdup:you been warned


When you return and she has her car parked correctly up and down but she is slightly over in ur space. Making you park your wheels slightly on the grass. That chick does not respect personal space, or boundaries. She will constantly go through you Shyt and make plans for you that you won't find out about until the day of.:ufdup:you been warned


When you return and she has her car parked correctly straight up and down. Just in the middle of the driveway. Gives you enough space to pull in comfortably. You exit your vechicle and she is on you porch sitting in a chair waiting for you.:sabo:That there is a good woman. But:heyzeus:she thinks like a man so aint no playing her, and you damn sure betta not play with her emotions. She will..Fukk...YO...Shyt..UP.:ufdup:you been warned


Finally, if you return and she's not even in the drive way, but has two tires on the street and two tires on your grass. She's sitting in her car talking to someone and hangs up and gets out the car as you approach and jumps into with a big hug and says something like "Heeeeyyyyy Baby"

:usure: You fucked up when you let her know where you live. You shoulda knew better.

:ufdup:I hope you got yaself a gun.

BET to shoot new series based on the life of Nas

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BET is about to shoot a new series based on the life of Nas.

Following the success of last week’s New Edition Story, BET is looking to do a similar series for the story of Nas. On Tuesday, Deadline reported that BET is going forward with another music-related series called “Street Dreams,” which will be an hour-long show based on Nas' life.

According to Deadline, the show will take place in the early 90’s and "track the ascent of Nas, a young man from the Queensbridge projects who will go on to become a famous rapper, as he evolves from young man to crack dealer to rapper to adult."

There’s no word yet as for who will portray Nas in the series, but we do know that Jonathon Levine will be writing & directing the pilot episode. As more information comes to light, we’ll be sure to keep you posted.

Issa Rae HBO Show 'Insecure' Oct. 9

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Creator of web series Awkward Black Girl got a new show.
Get a look at Issa Rae's new half-hour comedy series about two friends navigating the tricky professional and personal terrain of L.A.

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Pilot is out now on HBO

*** OFFICIAL ILL PIX WHO DIS THREAD***

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Sometimes you see this pic on the net for years and you don't know who that fine specimen is
I think it's good to have a thread where we can post some pics and have the community/guests help to track.
If the person is found just declare it solved (stamp and name)


So I'll set it off:

WHO DIS:

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AND THIS

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AND THIS

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AND THIS

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Any motorcycle heads?

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I'm wondering who owns a motorcycle. I'm thinking of getting one. School a brotha...

Ma$e, Guru and Blinky Blink freestyle (circa 1998)

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Abit random, how on earth Mase and Guru ended up in the same cypher I dont know haha

RIP Guru though... This is a throwback freestyle from The Westwood Show... I say it all the time, but Mase had an original style for the time dude could of been a GOAT, he killed this cypher, I wouldnt of thought I would ever say Mase out shinned the GOAT Guru in a cypher but him and Blinky killed it.. TBF it seemed Guru is actually freestyling off the top, so props for that...

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The Official SneakerHead/ Sneaker Collection Thread

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Post pics of kicks that you most recently copped or your favorite from your collection..


Ill start it off with my most recent cops...


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Yall Think Wale Missed J. Cole's Entire Point For Calling Him Out On False Prophets?

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I got a homie, he a rapper and he wanna win bad
He want the fame, the acclaim, the respect that's been had
By all the legends, so every time I see him, he stressin'
Talkin' 'bout, niggas don't fuck with him, this shit is depressin'
And I know he so bitter he can't see his own blessings
Goddamn, nigga, you too blind to see you got fans, nigga
And a platform to make a classic rap song
To change a nigga's life, but you too anxious livin' life
Always worried 'bout the critics who ain't ever fuckin' did it
I write what's in my heart, don't give a fuck who fuckin' with it


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Mexican Girl, Jailyne -- MUY CALIENTE o NO BUENO

The Random Facts Thread

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Im just going to put all the facts i find on the internet into one thread, kinda like chitlin and his news thread.

I just got these off the internet, i dont know if they are true or not. Google it if your so curious.

Ill post infographics and cool educational type gifs in here as well.

Feel free to post some too if you come across any.

Spinoff: 2007-2009 Club Music Appreciation

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Spinoff from the "Turn My Swag On" thread. Hip Hop Club music during 2007-2009 was at an all time high. Post your favorites:

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Shilan Tsehaye

Well Damn! Shenco's Producer Finally Breaks The Silence On How Standardized Slaughter Came About

T.I. can't catch a break, another show, another stabbing/shooting...

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A show featuring outspoken Atlanta rapper T.I. ended in violence last night, in New Brunswick, Canada.

The rapper is touring the country as part of his “Us or Else” tour. He was in Moncton last night (January 30th), when the incident occurred.

Law enforcement sources told TMZ.com that T.I.’s bodyguard was stabbed three times, in the calf.

The unidentified 23 year old, was involved in a brawl as he was guarding T.I.’s merchandise. Luckily, it was T.I.’s last show in Canada.

http://allhiphop.com/2017/01/31/t-s-bodyguard-stabbed-brawl-show-canada/

Unoaku Anyadike (Miss Nigeria 2016)


You ever wanted to just grudge fukk a chick based on her annoying instagram pics?

I don't usually post blonde becky bimbos, but when i do.....

The Official 2016-2017 NFL Season Thread.

HipHopDX Breakdown - Andre 3000: The Greatest Rapper Of All Time

Welp Looks Like Lyft is About To Take All of Uber's Customers

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#DeleteUber Campaign Ignites After Trump Supporter CEO Violates Muslim Ban Taxi Strike

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The ride-sharing app lost hundreds of users Saturday night

Hundreds of social media users began deleting their Uber applications Saturday night after the company was accused of breaking the taxi driver strike in New York City amidst protests against President Donald Trump’s ban on Muslim immigrants.

Drivers affiliated with the New York Taxi Workers Alliance refused to pick up passengers 6pm and 7pm Saturday night while protesters demonstrated against President Trump’s executive order inside John F. Kennedy International Airport.

Nearly 30 minutes after the initial strike ended, Uber announced that it had suspended surge pricing in the area. “Surge pricing has been turned off at #JFK Airport,” the company tweeted. “This may result in longer wait times. Please be patient.”

This initiated hundreds of Twitter users to condemn the company and #DeleteUber began trending worldwide. People began sharing screenshots of themselves deleting the ride sharing application from their cellphones.

Shortly after the hashtag picked up steam, the company claimed that it never intended to gain profits off the strike. “Last tweet not meant to break strike,” the company said on Twitter, while sharing CEO Travis Kalanick’s official statement on the travel ban on Muslim-majority countries.

Mr Kalanick and his company also faced criticism after he joined the president’s business advisory council. In his statement regarding the ban, he promised to compensate drivers from the seven countries who may be banned from reentering the country.

"This ban will impact many innocent people,” he said, “an issue that I will raise this coming Friday when I go to Washington for President Trump's first business advisory group meeting.”

Protestors rally at JFK Airport against Muslim immigration ban

Meanwhile, Uber’s competition capitalized on their misfortune. Lyft, Uber’s rival, issued a statement condemning the executive actions while promising to donate $1 million to the American Civil Liberties Union.

“Banning people of a particular faith or creed, race or identity, sexuality or ethnicity, from entering the U.S. is antithetical to both Lyft’s and our nation’s core values,” the company’s statement read. “We stand firmly against these actions, and will not be silent on issues that threaten the values of our community.”
















http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/delete-uber-taxi-strike-donald-trump-muslim-immigration-ban-a7552251.html
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